iPosture

I'm in Brooklyn, here until Tuesday, and it's making me think I should move here, join the Park Slope food co-op, and write my first book: My Life as a Man: A Memella. (A memella is a fusion of memoir and novella. Obviously.) Anyway, slouching through the park today in typical imitation of the Hunchback of Notre Dame, I came up with an idea that has unlimited business potential. The iPosture. It's some thing you put on your back or neck (the details aren't important) that's connected to your iPod. Whenever you slouch, or otherwise deviate from good posture (standing or sitting), the music stops. A perfect mix of carrot, stick, and late capitalist decadence. In my humble opinion. (For the record, I don't own an mp3 player of any kind.)